GIRL MEETS MATH

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(Disclaimer: Not true. Just for fun).

Rakstars, gather around because we’re about to focus on a trending topic of Girl Math. You know, that fancy luxurious form of mathematics that seems to defy and somehow make sense of all of that logic. It just makes sense okay! Hang tight! It’s going to be on fun ride!

Closet Math

We all love clothes, I mean, why do you think there are like a gazillion clothing stores out there! Here we have the classic “Girl Math” allure. The closet equation! If you haven’t heard of it before, It goes something like this:

Number of Outfits Owned (N) divided by Number of Times You Say “I Have Nothing to Wear” (W) multiplied by Number of Minutes Spent Staring at Your Closet (S) equals the Girl Math Constant (GMC).

GMC = (N / W) x S

The higher the GMC, the more baffling it becomes to others. It’s as if our closets are secret treasures containing infinite outfit combinations and solving this equation is the key to world domination.

The Foodie Formula

Have you heard of food-related Girl Math? Yeah, I didn’t think so. It involves crazy complex calculations like:

Number of French Fries Taken From Someone Else’s Plate (F) divided by Number of Times You Said You’d Just Have a Salad (S) equals the Guilt-Free Bite Ratio (GBR).

GBR = F / S

If your GBR exceeds 1.0, you’ve officially mastered the art of enjoying your meal without any regrets. This measures your dining satisfaction.

The Shopping Spree Sum

One of the most important branches of Girl Math is the Shopping Spree Sum.

Total Credit Card Balance (C) minus the Number of Items You Bought on Sale (N) times the Percentage of Discount (D) equals the Happiness Index (HI).

HI = C – (N x D)

The HI should always be higher than your pre-shopping excitement level. If not, you may have failed the equation, but don’t worry; there’s always next month’s shopping spree to redeem yourself.

The Gym Time Paradox

This involves difficult calculations like:

Number of Minutes Spent on the Treadmill (T) divided by Number of Minutes Complaining About Going to the Gym (G) equals the Fitness Dedication Quotient (FDQ).

FDQ = T / G

The FDQ is a powerful number that can lead to actual gym attendance or justifying that extra slice of pizza. No judgments, Rakstars. We’re flexible like that.

So Rakstars, Girl Math is the ultimate math that combines fashion, food, shopping and exercise with a sprinkle – a micro dash of irrationality. It’s an equation we all secretly (or maybe not-so-secretly) practice daily. So, embrace your inner Marie Curie and remember: when in doubt, just laugh it off, be kind and order that extra side of fries. You’re doing the math right! 😉🍟✨